Fashion Sense Harmonizer Pillows

"Have you ever noticed how old married couples start to look alike?"

Couple who have confused their baby's pram and the lawn mower.

French horn.

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

"As a member of the Sunday praise team you are not allowed to "change it up", whenever you feel led."

Casual Thursday

'He's a media consultant. He came with the multimedia software package.'

'Not that sort of rock garden!'

"I don’t see how confirming who I like best will help this situation."

Remote work

'Ain't no lonelier life than being a free-range chicken boy.'

"Decide who you are, Wanona, before you buy sheets."

Trumpet and birds

Musician

A beekeeper with their bees

"Yep. Looks like I'm pregnant again."

"Synchronized sitting"

"No, this is the choir, NOT your backup group."

'I got mine at a garage sale for only 99 cents.'

"My wife provides the scatter cushions and potpourri."

Cellist

A Toe Jam with The Hang Nails.

"Do you have anything in a smaller size?"

'I tried to get rid of his old chair by moving it into the closet.'

Cartoon about a dog and cat with two different perspectives 'war' and 'peace'.

'Just because your father and I have decided to get married doesn't mean we love you any less.'

'Our counselor thinks we can work it out, but my Feng Shui consultant says I should divorce him.'

Harper Playing the Rain

Matching Outfits

Girl and PC

"Miss Windham, I wonder if you would mind stepping in here and joining me in a thirtieth-anniversary chorus or two of 'Blowin' in the Wind'?"

Caroler