Fashion Sense Harmonizer Prints

"Have you ever noticed how old married couples start to look alike?"

'Nigel, what have I told you about bringing your work home with you?'

Couple who have confused their baby's pram and the lawn mower.

French horn.

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

"As a member of the Sunday praise team you are not allowed to "change it up", whenever you feel led."

Casual Thursday

'He's a media consultant. He came with the multimedia software package.'

10 Commandments if God was a Woman...

'Not that sort of rock garden!'

"I don’t see how confirming who I like best will help this situation."

Remote work

'Ain't no lonelier life than being a free-range chicken boy.'

'I've no objection to children, darling, as long as they're carefully colour co-ordinated.'

Trumpet and birds

Musician

"Decide who you are, Wanona, before you buy sheets."

"Synchronized sitting"

A beekeeper with their bees

"Yep. Looks like I'm pregnant again."

"No, this is the choir, NOT your backup group."

'I got mine at a garage sale for only 99 cents.'

Cellist

"My wife provides the scatter cushions and potpourri."

I trimmed my natural plantings to look good for your house buyers. Thanks! Someone is coming over now. I'll hide out with you. For sale. This is a well-kept street. People love their neat, green lawns. Doesn't anyone keep an eco-friendly yard?

A Toe Jam with The Hang Nails.

"Do you have anything in a smaller size?"

'Just because your father and I have decided to get married doesn't mean we love you any less.'

Cartoon about a dog and cat with two different perspectives 'war' and 'peace'.

'I tried to get rid of his old chair by moving it into the closet.'

'Our counselor thinks we can work it out, but my Feng Shui consultant says I should divorce him.'

Harper Playing the Rain

Girl and PC

"Miss Windham, I wonder if you would mind stepping in here and joining me in a thirtieth-anniversary chorus or two of 'Blowin' in the Wind'?"

Caroler