Fashion Statement Checker Pillows

'Will you knock it off - we've been urbanized for 30 years!'

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

"He thought he'd stand out more in a body suit."

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

Born to be Mild.

Artsy. Fartsy.

Hairstyles

'Johnny, personal feelings like loud neckties and long jokes; best left at home.'

"Many of us are worrying, Brother Daniel, that you've become too clothes conscious."

'It's amazing! I'm a magician! I can make a weekly wage disappear in four hours!'

'Stop crying! Daddy wears BROWN shoes!'

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A girl wearing a t-shirt saying ', la'

Hipster Police Department

"My husband's in advertising."

'My boss collects stupid hats, Is yours for sale?'

"Now hold on just a minute! Salad - fine! Chick flix - fine! But I draw the line on video games!"

'I made a good living applying tattoos and a fortune removing them.'

Jake decided to wear a suit for the first day of his new job.

"I warned you that tattoo wouldn't change colour."

"This would be perfect! If it were a different style, in a different color, from a different store."

"I like the suit, but do you have it in a smaller check?"

"I don't know what's happening, but lately I've been feeling afraid of my own clothes"

"We all see it. We all see it. . ."

"I told him he's going to regret it, but what can I do? He's eighteen now."

Figure 1. Termite queen maternity wear

"I'd like to have myself declared legally blonde."

"Wow! Why do you have no tattoos?"

Tattoo Parlour: 'I brought the pig because I have no space left.'

'Edwards never comes out of his comfort zone.'

'What do you suggest we do with the other 2,000 yards?'

'Give me the most soft and gentle looking unicorn tattoo you've got!'

'I want a bad-ass snake tattoo.'

'What the heck? They're not cows, sheep, pigs, tigers, cats or unicorns: They're kids in onesies!'

Dog Tattoo