Fashion Statements Appreciator Pillows

'Wow! Love the goatee! It gives you that lean and hungry look!'

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

"He thought he'd stand out more in a body suit."

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

Born to be Mild.

Artsy. Fartsy.

"I don't remember him or the meal or what movie we saw. All I remember is I wore the right jeans."

'Johnny, personal feelings like loud neckties and long jokes; best left at home.'

Hairstyles

A girl wearing a t-shirt saying ', la'

"My husband's in advertising."

Your Ad Here.

"Put another minnow on my line!"

'My boss collects stupid hats, Is yours for sale?'

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

'I made a good living applying tattoos and a fortune removing them.'

"I warned you that tattoo wouldn't change colour."

Jake decided to wear a suit for the first day of his new job.

"We all see it. We all see it. . ."

Figure 1. Termite queen maternity wear

"I told him he's going to regret it, but what can I do? He's eighteen now."

"I don't know what's happening, but lately I've been feeling afraid of my own clothes"

"I like the suit, but do you have it in a smaller check?"

"I'd like to have myself declared legally blonde."

Tattoo Parlour: 'I brought the pig because I have no space left.'

"Wow! Why do you have no tattoos?"

T-shirts will allegiance to different types of music on, while one guy has a shirt that reads 'middle of the road is all right with me.'

'The designer stubble is getting a little out of hand Rasputin!'

'I want a bad-ass snake tattoo.'

'Give me the most soft and gentle looking unicorn tattoo you've got!'

'Edwards never comes out of his comfort zone.'

"My mum said the only way I could get a tattoo was over her dead body."

'What do you suggest we do with the other 2,000 yards?'

'What the heck? They're not cows, sheep, pigs, tigers, cats or unicorns: They're kids in onesies!'

City Bank: The bank that sticks with you through thick.