Fashion Statements Appreciator Mugs

'Wow! Love the goatee! It gives you that lean and hungry look!'

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

"He thought he'd stand out more in a body suit."

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

Born to be Mild.

'Johnny, personal feelings like loud neckties and long jokes; best left at home.'

Hairstyles

"I don't remember him or the meal or what movie we saw. All I remember is I wore the right jeans."

"My husband's in advertising."

A girl wearing a t-shirt saying ', la'

Your Ad Here.

"I warned you that tattoo wouldn't change colour."

'I made a good living applying tattoos and a fortune removing them.'

"Put another minnow on my line!"

Jake decided to wear a suit for the first day of his new job.

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

'My boss collects stupid hats, Is yours for sale?'

Figure 1. Termite queen maternity wear

"I like the suit, but do you have it in a smaller check?"

"I don't know what's happening, but lately I've been feeling afraid of my own clothes"

"I told him he's going to regret it, but what can I do? He's eighteen now."

"We all see it. We all see it. . ."

"I'd like to have myself declared legally blonde."

"Wow! Why do you have no tattoos?"

Tattoo Parlour: 'I brought the pig because I have no space left.'

'I want a bad-ass snake tattoo.'

City Bank: The bank that sticks with you through thick.

T-shirts will allegiance to different types of music on, while one guy has a shirt that reads 'middle of the road is all right with me.'

"I'm having second thoughts about my new bunny tattoo. I think it might make me look too scary and dangerous?"

'Give me the most soft and gentle looking unicorn tattoo you've got!'

"I think she's fully committed to me - She got an 'I'm with stupid' TATTOO!"

'What do you suggest we do with the other 2,000 yards?'

'What the heck? They're not cows, sheep, pigs, tigers, cats or unicorns: They're kids in onesies!'

"My mum said the only way I could get a tattoo was over her dead body."

'The designer stubble is getting a little out of hand Rasputin!'