Fashion Statement Checker Gifts

'Will you knock it off - we've been urbanized for 30 years!'

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

"He thought he'd stand out more in a body suit."

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

Born to be Mild.

'Johnny, personal feelings like loud neckties and long jokes; best left at home.'

"Many of us are worrying, Brother Daniel, that you've become too clothes conscious."

'It's amazing! I'm a magician! I can make a weekly wage disappear in four hours!'

Hairstyles

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Hipster Police Department

'Stop crying! Daddy wears BROWN shoes!'

"My husband's in advertising."

A girl wearing a t-shirt saying ', la'

Jake decided to wear a suit for the first day of his new job.

'My boss collects stupid hats, Is yours for sale?'

'I made a good living applying tattoos and a fortune removing them.'

"I warned you that tattoo wouldn't change colour."

"I don't know what's happening, but lately I've been feeling afraid of my own clothes"

Figure 1. Termite queen maternity wear

"This would be perfect! If it were a different style, in a different color, from a different store."

"We all see it. We all see it. . ."

"I like the suit, but do you have it in a smaller check?"

"I told him he's going to regret it, but what can I do? He's eighteen now."

"I'd like to have myself declared legally blonde."

"Wow! Why do you have no tattoos?"

Tattoo Parlour: 'I brought the pig because I have no space left.'

'Edwards never comes out of his comfort zone.'

'Give me the most soft and gentle looking unicorn tattoo you've got!'

'I want a bad-ass snake tattoo.'

'What do you suggest we do with the other 2,000 yards?'

'What the heck? They're not cows, sheep, pigs, tigers, cats or unicorns: They're kids in onesies!'

"My mum said the only way I could get a tattoo was over her dead body."

Dog Tattoo