Fashion Retrograde Gifts

Evening Post

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Old rocker.

Old hippie gives peace sign.

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

"He's deliciously vintage."

Why Do Old Hippies Smile?

"If there's any one lesson we've learned from the eighties, it's how to shop!"

"You love anything tacky, don't you?"

"You've got night fever."

Falloon's Menswear. Where it's always brown trouser time.

An Old-Timer/An Old Codger/An Old Geezer

Austin Powers

The African Plains during the 70's.

Marilyn Ghost

Ronald was born to Boogie but was stuck in a Square Dancing body.

"Norman still has seventies flashbacks sometimes."

Three tailors block the street, forcing a passerby into their shop.

Uncle Sam Fashion

Jeffrey N.: The Guy who managed to get the lead out of his pants, but they were still the wrong pants.

Lady in Blue Dress

Like, Real Gone...

"He used to own a muscle car."

Hippy Hour: 'Sorry,mate-dyslexic signwriter!'

'Bloomin Hippies!'

'Okay folks, this is as high as we go.'