Fashion Retrograde Gifts

Evening Post

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Old rocker.

Old hippie gives peace sign.

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

"He's deliciously vintage."

Why Do Old Hippies Smile?

"If there's any one lesson we've learned from the eighties, it's how to shop!"

"You love anything tacky, don't you?"

Today, a special retro segment of The Fad Herald. It's the Fad Herald. Off the hook! Hey jive turkeys, here's what's not cool: Fossil fuels, dependence on Mideast oil, long gas lines. Here's what's groovy: Solar power, alternative fuels, energy independence. Can you dig? The world is changing, baby! Instead of solar panels, I'm buying a sweet 8-track player. Next week, a look ahead to 2040. What's out: Waiting in long lines to fill up the spacecraft with gas.

"You've got night fever."

Falloon's Menswear. Where it's always brown trouser time.

An Old-Timer/An Old Codger/An Old Geezer

Austin Powers

'Now I know why they called this airco model 'Marilyn Monroe'.'

The African Plains during the 70's.

Ronald was born to Boogie but was stuck in a Square Dancing body.

Marilyn Ghost

Marilyn Monroe

"Norman still has seventies flashbacks sometimes."

"I remember a simpler time when the Sunday dinner tables were divided up for the adults and kids."

Uncle Sam Fashion

'Ha! Look at my stupid dad in his stupid drainpipe jeans!'

Lady in Blue Dress

Jeffrey N.: The Guy who managed to get the lead out of his pants, but they were still the wrong pants.

Like, Real Gone...

Three tailors block the street, forcing a passerby into their shop.

"He used to own a muscle car."

Hippy Hour: 'Sorry,mate-dyslexic signwriter!'

For years Melenie stayed home waiting for the stirrup cords revival.