Fashion Flashbacker Gifts

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

'80's Cow

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

'Yeah, a lot of people say I look like Elvis. I think it's my eyes.'

"Jeepers creepers! It's Madonna, but it's you, too, Margaret."

An Old-Timer/An Old Codger/An Old Geezer

'Oh no! You're obviously smaller than me, Joy!' 'You're not fat, 'cause those pants were tight on me too Verl.'

Strange man has a nose monocle.

"We're trying to give geriatrics a sexier image..."

Marilyn Ghost

Pizza and Karaoke

The African Plains during the 70's.

'Now I know why they called this airco model 'Marilyn Monroe'.'

Marilyn Monroe

Rock and roll singer with old mike and three backing singers.

Wild and crazy salmon

"Harvey's staying with shoulders."

Courtney Love

The 80's boombox guy in the 21 century

'Do these pants come with bigger belt loops?'

Lady in Blue Dress

"The only joints we roll these days are our ankles."

"Look at that - I still fit into your grandmother's wedding dress."

Louise Brooks caricature

Anoraknids - 'I'd say it's a breathable gortex type material...' 'Or perhaps a double seamed retro look kagool?'

'It's the sixties, they want their shirt back!'

"Living...in...the...1970s...must...have...been...DYN-O-MITE!"

'Remind me again, are we hopeless old has-beens or fashionable retro?'

"He's really awfully attractive, for twenty-eight."

"I can't right now. My spurs are stuck together."

"I thought tonight we're gonna party like it's 1969."