Fashion-forward Cow Lover Gifts

'The good news it the Biopsy was negative. The better news is my pants stay up like a dream now.'

'The circle is complete!'

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

Chase me, chase me cows.

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

Freshest ice cream in town!

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

Where Skim Milk comes from.

Cow Blue Arrows

'Trickle or Spray!?'

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

Cow's straw

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

"Grass-cream! Thanks Mum!"

"It's a cow thing. You wouldn't understand."

Slinky Cow World

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

Old Macdonald's Hawaiian farm..

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.

A Tumble Cow

Twister:Rural Social Networking

I wouldn't mind so much, but it's all junk mail.

'Mother, there's something you're not telling me about that alien invasion, I can feel it!'

"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"

How cow life-forms got to planet Earth.

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

Boomerang cow.

Get on with it!

'The good news is that you don't have mad cow's disease. The bad news is you are lactose intolerant.'