Fashion-forward Cow Lover Pillows

'The good news it the Biopsy was negative. The better news is my pants stay up like a dream now.'

'The circle is complete!'

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

Chase me, chase me cows.

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

Freshest ice cream in town!

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

Where Skim Milk comes from.

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

'Trickle or Spray!?'

Cow Blue Arrows

Cow's straw

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

"It's a cow thing. You wouldn't understand."

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

Slinky Cow World

"Grass-cream! Thanks Mum!"

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

I wouldn't mind so much, but it's all junk mail.

How cow life-forms got to planet Earth.

Twister:Rural Social Networking

A Tumble Cow

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

Get on with it!

'Mother, there's something you're not telling me about that alien invasion, I can feel it!'

Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.

Boomerang cow.

"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"

"I don't care if it's plant-based, you're creeping everyone out."