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'- but I didn't think it meant a two-made-into one-suit, dammit!'

"I feel like bad guys aren't as scared of me in the summer."

"All those training sessions, seminars and studies... ... to reinforce the reality of womens equality and extirpate any remnants of a deluded belief in male superiority When all we had to do was show them Rachel Daly doing a bicycle kick GASP!"

South Carolina's War on Women

"It boils down to which I dislike more: ironing shirts or non-iron shirts."

"How's it look back there?"

Glass Ceiling

Fred's Tie: A Momentary Lapse of Judgement or A Cry For Help?

'Does my bum look big in this?'

"Unfortunately my boss would rather that I show femur instead of backbone."

"Actually, Sally, my name isn't Mrs. Santa Claus... It's Barb. I'm not defined by my husband."

"I guess boorish sexism really does trigger her."

'It's 'big office' meets 'poorly-received flop'!'

Wearing bras in 2020.

'But sinister gales - with that armour?'

F&E Designs. My reversible jacket didn't turn out very well.

'You know that thin person inside you, struggling to get out? -- He seems to have gained weight, too.'

'It was somebody else who was sexist... I just agreed with them.'

GAP. GAP. NO GAP.

Woman is held back in her career by a male boss

An man with an axe removes tattoos.

Ass-less Chaps

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Fire-breathing damsel.

''The truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth'? -- How patriarchal can you get?'

Referee's Glamorous Assistant...

"Right, 1:02 minutes to the corporate conference meeting."

"Do I look old and ugly to you? I'm only wondering because I'm the only woman in this company who hasn't been sexually harassed!"

The Moth Menace.

Jennifer Felt Perfectly Safe Walking Through the Park at Night with Her Handy Cast-Iron Baguette.

"No wife of mine is going to legislate!"

"I warned her about high heels on glass ceilings..."

"I'm not arguing with you, I'm simply giving you the facts and pointing out what's wrong with your interpretation of the facts."

Umbrella fight.

'You want a nurse present? -- Are you discriminating against me because of my gender?'