Fashion Flop Fighter Gifts

'- but I didn't think it meant a two-made-into one-suit, dammit!'

"I feel like bad guys aren't as scared of me in the summer."

"All those training sessions, seminars and studies... ... to reinforce the reality of womens equality and extirpate any remnants of a deluded belief in male superiority When all we had to do was show them Rachel Daly doing a bicycle kick GASP!"

"How's it look back there?"

"It boils down to which I dislike more: ironing shirts or non-iron shirts."

Fred's Tie: A Momentary Lapse of Judgement or A Cry For Help?

'Does my bum look big in this?'

Glass Ceiling

"Unfortunately my boss would rather that I show femur instead of backbone."

'But sinister gales - with that armour?'

"I guess boorish sexism really does trigger her."

"Actually, Sally, my name isn't Mrs. Santa Claus... It's Barb. I'm not defined by my husband."

'It's 'big office' meets 'poorly-received flop'!'

Wearing bras in 2020.

'You know that thin person inside you, struggling to get out? -- He seems to have gained weight, too.'

GAP. GAP. NO GAP.

'It was somebody else who was sexist... I just agreed with them.'

Woman is held back in her career by a male boss

sale

''The truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth'? -- How patriarchal can you get?'

Ass-less Chaps

Fire-breathing damsel.

An man with an axe removes tattoos.

"Right, 1:02 minutes to the corporate conference meeting."

The Moth Menace.

"Do I look old and ugly to you? I'm only wondering because I'm the only woman in this company who hasn't been sexually harassed!"

Jennifer Felt Perfectly Safe Walking Through the Park at Night with Her Handy Cast-Iron Baguette.

'Insomniacs Anonymous. Next meeting 3am,Tues.'

Ladies of the Creation! - No. V - Sporting for ladies

"No wife of mine is going to legislate!"

Umbrella fight.

'You want a nurse present? -- Are you discriminating against me because of my gender?'

"I warned her about high heels on glass ceilings..."