Fashion Fairy Pillows

"When did you start putting 'Nina's in your hair?"

Dragon Hair-dryer.

'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

Emergency Hipster Beard

Little Princess.

"Of course I'm dressed like a cheap w***e! It's Halloween! Duhh!"

Piggy bank #5: carrying (colour).

St. Patricks Day Shamrock Outfit

Bee costume

Tiger Costume

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

'I'm not a 'Ghost', I'm an Ectoplasmic American.'

All I want for Christmas is a modest recovery in the GDP, along with expectations that the year-over-year growth rate will significantly improve in 2014.'

"You are clever George, how did you recognise your secretary?"

"I'm afraid it's two, three months, tops, before you're all pants."

'Good to know my whole social life hasn't been a complete waste.'

"Yo, how's it swinging?"

Pirates

Poisson d'Avril!

Choosing What To Wear.

'He wears a necktie like he means it.'

"Why be a princess...when I can be a queen?"

Tiger Costume

So it's a short back and sides, but leave the horns!

Leopards do change their spots

The TROU of the Baroque

'I swear, you kids get better costumes every year! Where's your trick-or-treat bag?'

"I like what you've done with your apartment and your clothes."

'Now that's what I call a beautiful fit.'

"I didn't realise it was a formal do."

Woman with blouse zipped up to varying degrees. Arrows read, 'single,' 'married, 'happily married.'

After deliberating on the topic for weeks, I've decided to grow out my toenails. Why? My mane of hair is lustrous and thick. My musk is overpowering. My muscles, toned. Primal. Sinewy. My chest hair is coifed and glistening. But I can't rest on my laurels. The only way to maximize my animal magnetism at this point is to grow talons. I'm a victim of my success. And here I was worried about world peace.

Be 5 Again

'My barbie's got a hot date she needs some slag-rags.'