Fashion Fairy Prints

"When did you start putting 'Nina's in your hair?"

Dragon Hair-dryer.

Little Princess.

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

Emergency Hipster Beard

"Of course I'm dressed like a cheap w***e! It's Halloween! Duhh!"

Piggy bank #5: carrying (colour).

St. Patricks Day Shamrock Outfit

Tiger Costume

Bee costume

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

"You are clever George, how did you recognise your secretary?"

All I want for Christmas is a modest recovery in the GDP, along with expectations that the year-over-year growth rate will significantly improve in 2014.'

"Yo, how's it swinging?"

"I'm afraid it's two, three months, tops, before you're all pants."

Pirates

'Good to know my whole social life hasn't been a complete waste.'

Choosing What To Wear.

Poisson d'Avril!

'He wears a necktie like he means it.'

"Why be a princess...when I can be a queen?"

So it's a short back and sides, but leave the horns!

'Now that's what I call a beautiful fit.'

"I like what you've done with your apartment and your clothes."

Tiger Costume

'I swear, you kids get better costumes every year! Where's your trick-or-treat bag?'

The TROU of the Baroque

Leopards do change their spots

"I didn't realise it was a formal do."

Woman with blouse zipped up to varying degrees. Arrows read, 'single,' 'married, 'happily married.'

Be 5 Again

Shoe Whore

The trouble was she never knew where to draw the line