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Farmer Pickle's birthday celebrations were legendary!

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

Diner

Alas poor Daisy, I knew her well!

'The sty is falling!!'

"Do kids eat free?"

'This is a real barnburner.'

'Ok, this sty is great and all, but can we get some huge explosions? Wilbur, could you say 'it's about to get real'?'

Shocking cows and chickens with the ingredients of the cake.

Costume Party.

"What do you mean I eat as though I was born in a barn? I WAS born in a barn."

Worse case of chicken pox I've ever seen!

"I call it 'Moona Lisa'."

'...and what do doctors recommend for pain?'

"Come on, honey, try just one Goliath pea. It's organic, locally grown, and GMO free."

Hey there! I thought you guys were extinct!

'Are you sure its a purbred?'

Tropical Cow Tank

'Mr. President, you have a phone call. It's the First Hen.'

"Dayum. She bootylicious."

Tractor Art

"The downside of living in the wild is that I need to shear myself now. Boy, do I now appreciate the skill professional shearers have: it's hard!"

Cow wash: 'You missed a spot.'

Band made of a sheep guitarist, cow saxophonist and rabbit singer

'I can't take your call right now. Please leave a message after the peep.'

"Farmer Jones has come back, and he's got a pin!"

"Don't be alarmed, Lois, but there appears to be a pop-up thermometer protruding from your right buttock."

'Let's see... two clucks, three baas, one quack, two oinks, and eight neighs- once again, the neighs have it.'

"Where's Timmy Turkey? He's missing out on a splendid Christmas feast!"

The cows' grocery list at the feed store was getting longer and longer.

Static Sheep

Would you mind if I hung round your backside for a while?

A chicken blows a bubble