Farmyard Fiesta Lover T-Shirts

Band made of a sheep guitarist, cow saxophonist and rabbit singer

Chase me, chase me cows.

Bubble Gum Farms.

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

"Scuba cow"

Where Skim Milk comes from.

Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

Dedication to excellence....

'The sty is falling!!'

"Do kids eat free?"

'Wait, Doc, wait! My cow's still in your chute!'

'This is a real barnburner.'

'The environment people only worry about endangered species, not endangered individuals.'

"That's... yikes. I mean... what's even going on down there? Honey, I don't think a push-up bra is very flattering on you."

Costume Party.

"What do you mean I eat as though I was born in a barn? I WAS born in a barn."

"I wish you'd stop obsessively checking your feed!"

'I didn't know you were a cook. I just heard Daddy say you'd make good sausages.'

'His breath is so bad I can hardly stand to kiss him.'

D.I.Y SUCKS!

A sheep ordering in a restaurant - the sole item on the menu is grass.

'He's half sheepdog and half rottweiler... first he rounds 'em up and then he eats 'em!'

"I'm not sure...I think the animals have been acting differently since we started feeding them that genetically modified stuff!"

Furtive Milking

Transgenic farm : 'Where's the main office?' - 'Oink, oink.'

You, my friend, are going to have a great Christmas party!

The Ox Factor

"Dayum. She bootylicious."

I would ask you to cease and desist from sitting on my burrow!

Scrooge McCow

A solar powered cow.

Cow's Surprise Party.

'I don't suppose you have any grey poupon?'

"I just love what you've done with the place!"