Farmyard Fiesta Lover Mugs

Band made of a sheep guitarist, cow saxophonist and rabbit singer

Chase me, chase me cows.

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

"Scuba cow"

Where Skim Milk comes from.

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

Dedication to excellence....

"Do kids eat free?"

'Wait, Doc, wait! My cow's still in your chute!'

"That's... yikes. I mean... what's even going on down there? Honey, I don't think a push-up bra is very flattering on you."

'The environment people only worry about endangered species, not endangered individuals.'

"What do you mean I eat as though I was born in a barn? I WAS born in a barn."

'I didn't know you were a cook. I just heard Daddy say you'd make good sausages.'

D.I.Y SUCKS!

"I wish you'd stop obsessively checking your feed!"

A sheep ordering in a restaurant - the sole item on the menu is grass.

'His breath is so bad I can hardly stand to kiss him.'

"I'm not sure...I think the animals have been acting differently since we started feeding them that genetically modified stuff!"

'He's half sheepdog and half rottweiler... first he rounds 'em up and then he eats 'em!'

The Ox Factor

Transgenic farm : 'Where's the main office?' - 'Oink, oink.'

"Dayum. She bootylicious."

I would ask you to cease and desist from sitting on my burrow!

You, my friend, are going to have a great Christmas party!

Furtive Milking

Scrooge McCow

A solar powered cow.

"I just love what you've done with the place!"

'I don't suppose you have any grey poupon?'

Cow Keepie Uppies