Farmville Fanatic Pillows

"You can't get government subsidies for your Farmville Farm."

'Congratulations! You have beaten Farmville! You may now return to your REAL life!'

'Leonard, have you been seeing another chicken on Farmville?'

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

Cow Pinatas

"Well, that one got away."

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

Goat about goat: 'He's no longer gruff since he's been on Prozac.'

"It's my home grown quail call. Quail don't come when I blow it, but cows sure do."

Picks your own strawberries....Strangle your own turkeys

Dedication to excellence....

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

'He's fine, it's only man flu not swine flu.'

COWS: Cow Pong

A cow goes to the Fortune Teller - 'I can see two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun...!'

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

Golfer mistakes a hen's egg for his golf ball.

The pig that had a glimpse of the afterlife.

'I'm studying the lay of the land..'

'Do I really have to remind you again about which one of us earns the truffles, Jean-Claude?'

'We call these supernumerary teats!'

Wild Cow.

Cheesie Rider

'Hang on a minute...'

'Get right back out there, young man, and track some mud in!'

"Do kids eat free?"

'You knew all the time that we were inseparable.'

1,572 Performances.

Cow Cong vs Toilet Rolls.

'The sty is falling!!'

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

Milkin' Impossible

"I believe I can fly, I believe I can touch the sky..."