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Um... Can I get an 'L', Pat?

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

"Well, that one got away."

"It's my home grown quail call. Quail don't come when I blow it, but cows sure do."

Yoyo sheep

Dedication to excellence....

Picks your own strawberries....Strangle your own turkeys

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

Golfer mistakes a hen's egg for his golf ball.

The pig that had a glimpse of the afterlife.

'He's fine, it's only man flu not swine flu.'

"Just a harmless little genetic experiment," they said. Yeah, right...

'We call these supernumerary teats!'

'Do I really have to remind you again about which one of us earns the truffles, Jean-Claude?'

1,572 Performances.

'Hang on a minute...'

'Remember to eat your 500,000 a day son!'

Cow Cong vs Toilet Rolls.

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

Milkin' Impossible

Despite Having Given Up His Veterinary Practice George liked To Keep His Hand In...

"I believe I can fly, I believe I can touch the sky..."

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

A classic case of 'Cow-Worm'.

"Mum, please jump up and down . . . I feel like a milkshake."

#FAIL

I think that's what they call 'Googling yourself'!

'Sheep striptease'.

"I'd like to be the cream in your coffee."

"I'm an ass is half-full kind of donkey."

'I'm sorry but I have to let you go, we're all drinking 2%.'

Cow talking to cat up a tree.

'It's the cows. They can't get past a cattle guard.'

Farmacy - 'I can't read your doctor's chicken scratch. I'm sure the pharmacist can, though.'