Farmville Fan T-Shirts

Um... Can I get an 'L', Pat?

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

"Well, that one got away."

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

Yoyo sheep

"It's my home grown quail call. Quail don't come when I blow it, but cows sure do."

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

Picks your own strawberries....Strangle your own turkeys

Dedication to excellence....

'He's fine, it's only man flu not swine flu.'

The pig that had a glimpse of the afterlife.

Golfer mistakes a hen's egg for his golf ball.

"Just a harmless little genetic experiment," they said. Yeah, right...

'We call these supernumerary teats!'

'Do I really have to remind you again about which one of us earns the truffles, Jean-Claude?'

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

Milkin' Impossible

'Remember to eat your 500,000 a day son!'

1,572 Performances.

'Hang on a minute...'

Cow Cong vs Toilet Rolls.

Despite Having Given Up His Veterinary Practice George liked To Keep His Hand In...

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

"I believe I can fly, I believe I can touch the sky..."

"Mum, please jump up and down . . . I feel like a milkshake."

A classic case of 'Cow-Worm'.

"I'm an ass is half-full kind of donkey."

#FAIL

Cow talking to cat up a tree.

'I'm sorry but I have to let you go, we're all drinking 2%.'

'Sheep striptease'.

'They used to be called sheep, and they produced wool. Now they're some sort of bioengineered creatures, and they produce antibiotics.'