Farm-to-table Fans Gifts

'Grandma, show me the chicken's nuggets!'

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

"You said the cauliflower is locally grown – would you elaborate?"

"Is the MSG local?"

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

Yoyo sheep

'You may not feel any healthier right away, but you'll definitely feel more smug.'

"Just a harmless little genetic experiment," they said. Yeah, right...

'Remember to eat your 500,000 a day son!'

"Geoffrey's seasonal. I'm regional."

"Is his nose locally grown?"

Despite Having Given Up His Veterinary Practice George liked To Keep His Hand In...

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

"I'm an ass is half-full kind of donkey."

'It's the cows. They can't get past a cattle guard.'

"Nothing is organic, local or sustainable. Now, can we get started?"

Grocery Shopping

"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..."

Farmacy - 'I can't read your doctor's chicken scratch. I'm sure the pharmacist can, though.'

Let's all go to a farmer's market.

'Fresh eggs!'

Scotsman Playing Cow Bagpipes.

'I got the job, Mom. You always said I'd make a living with my hands.'

U.S. Farm Production: Cup Runneth Over.

You can always tell animals trained by 4H kids.

'Is it true you're covered in genuine pigskin?'

"Uh, yeah, that looks a little too organic."

'To be honest, Bo Peep only lost us for about fifteen minutes, but never let the truth get in the way of a good story...'

So? You snort when you laugh, too.

(Direct to the Consumer)

Free Range Eggs - ""I've decided to sell up. I'm having trouble making hens meet."

The Rural Bidet...

"Sunday dinner just isn't the same without growth promoters"

"Sprechen ze MOO MOO?"

It was the easy listening that the free range sausages seemed to find most soothing.