Farm-to-table Fans Prints

'Grandma, show me the chicken's nuggets!'

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

"You said the cauliflower is locally grown – would you elaborate?"

"Is the MSG local?"

Yoyo sheep

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

'You may not feel any healthier right away, but you'll definitely feel more smug.'

"Just a harmless little genetic experiment," they said. Yeah, right...

"Geoffrey's seasonal. I'm regional."

'Remember to eat your 500,000 a day son!'

"Is his nose locally grown?"

Despite Having Given Up His Veterinary Practice George liked To Keep His Hand In...

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..."

"Nothing is organic, local or sustainable. Now, can we get started?"

Grocery Shopping

"I'm an ass is half-full kind of donkey."

Let's all go to a farmer's market.

"Uh, yeah, that looks a little too organic."

You can always tell animals trained by 4H kids.

U.S. Farm Production: Cup Runneth Over.

'I got the job, Mom. You always said I'd make a living with my hands.'

(Direct to the Consumer)

Free Range Eggs - ""I've decided to sell up. I'm having trouble making hens meet."

'Is it true you're covered in genuine pigskin?'

'To be honest, Bo Peep only lost us for about fifteen minutes, but never let the truth get in the way of a good story...'

'Fresh eggs!'

The Rural Bidet...

"Sunday dinner just isn't the same without growth promoters"

"Sprechen ze MOO MOO?"

It was the easy listening that the free range sausages seemed to find most soothing.

"How about you? Were you 'locally raised'?"