Farm-to-screen Enthusiast Pillows

Okay, dig that one up!

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

Producer, Director and Novelizer.

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

'Life is great' down on the farm.

'Cow in love'

Working in the Hazard Zone!

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

Country Bumpkin.

"Is the MSG local?"

Movie Awards. Winner. It's been a big night for Ernie! He won three times at the movie-set caterer awards! On one set he made a healthy, refreshing beverage that received rave reviews from the cast and crew. He won the "best pitcher" award for it. Did they say he won for best costumes? No, his dressings won. His sticky buns won also. For "best leading roll" performance, right? No, for best "cinnamontography"!

An early space launch attempt.

Pull the udder one

Free Range Employees.

Cow of BEEF

'Can he come out and play?'

Cow noticing the grass is wet. So he wanders off and performs a fabulous powerslide!

"Life is beautiful, and it's messy."

No caption (A mother cow is holding a calf. The baby is sucking on a pacifier shaped like udders).

"Do kids eat free?"

'The sty is falling!!'

'This is a real barnburner.'

I've located your problem, luv!

FREE-RANGE CIRCUIT TRAINING

"My family argues so much over living in the city or country that it makes me feel like pulled pork."

Cow yin yang spots.

"Shouldn't there be some sort of pecking order around here?"

"What's the problem? I said dinner and a movie."

Dogs and Chickens

'Well, they're just like your mom's cookies if your mom is a 35 ton, multi-unit dough extruder.'

"What do you mean I eat as though I was born in a barn? I WAS born in a barn."

A Wolf in Sheep's Clothing.

'Fresh eggs!'

"Uh, yeah, that looks a little too organic."

GLOO!