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'Hey, look, I can stand up and shout, too!'

"I hate performance review season."

"Be careful what you wish for, Bob, because you just might get it. And if it happens to be what I was wishing for, things could get pretty ugly around here."

'One of the new targets is targeting which targets we're meant to target.'

"Serendipity is not a strategy."

Pushy Dog

'I reckon we need a new sweeper.'

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

Business Meeting

"Fellas, I invited Max here to give us a fresh, millennial take on how to get out of the inning."

Fantasy Business Management

'You are dreaming the impossible team.'

'This is gonna be one of those teamwork talks, isn't it?'

'The project isn't that important, so put some of your worst people on it.'

Project Manager Showdown

"I heard you're top dog in trust and loyalty training."

"Either accept the pay reduction or you get sent down to the minors."

Football fans discuss a deceased manager: A giant, a legend, much loved. Didn't we sack him?

"Today's top priority is prioritizing our priorities."

The Department of People waiting for Something to Happen...

Great coaching is about building constructive relationships...

'Focus! Focus! You've just gotta' forget about their home ground advantage.

'Daft title. How could you have 'backward' planning?'

'We believe in having a very specialised team. Watkins here for example provides all our human error.'

"It's my duty to warn you that prolonged squabbling will push this meeting past the end of my rope."

"Don't let it come to a voice vote. We always get screwed."

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

'We're in a fantasy team owners' league, we locked out our players and came here to yuck it up.'

"I have 15,000 patients...so my fantasy football team stinks."

"No need to give me credit . . . I'll just take it."