Fantasy Manager T-Shirts

'The worst part is he was on my fantasy management team.'

Fantasy baseball fans camp.

Second lifeReal life.

'When will I be old enough to have my own people?'

"Why do I hate religion? Imagine if half the money ever donated to religion had instead been used for scientific research. That's the world religion stole from me! Instead of worrying about the coronavirus, I could be slaying orcs on a starship's holodeck!"

'We're in a fantasy team owners' league, we locked out our players and came here to yuck it up.'

"No, playing fantasy football doesn't count as exercise. No wonder you pulled a muscle getting up on the table."

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

"I have 15,000 patients...so my fantasy football team stinks."

'Dad, did the stork bring me or did you get me in fantasy draft?'

'That line means good managerial skills!'

It's unlikely the "Deadly Sins" team from Hades University will go far in the basketball tourney. Wrath is suspended for arguing with the refs and sloth always skips practice. Pride puts too much pressure on himself and greed won't risk an injury that would blow his chances for a pro contract. Lust is distracted by the cheerleaders and Envy wants the shots all the other players are getting. Gluttony is the only player thriving in the tournament spotlight. Yeah, he just eats up all the atten

"He left behind a wife, three kids, and the number one rated fantasy football quarterback."

'My wife wanted me to get more active in sports, so I signed up or TWO fantasy football leagues.'

"We need a miracle. Who runs that department?"

'With my knowledge of math and science, maybe I could help establish world pece or end world hunger. Or even win my fantasy football league.'

"See - it works in my fantasy research league."

Fantasy Football League training Camp.

"Be careful - these things have consequences. Tax consequences."

"In Heaven it does."

Hi! Frank and Ernie, here, with the clock running down on another Superbowl! It's been a wild affair! I'll say! The seals and penguins kept starting the wave! And the zebras were throwing flags all over the place!...The Kangaroo kept jumping offsides and the octopus was called for holding. Eight times! And all on the same play! But no question the game's MVP is the electric eel...thirty-two carries and nobody touched him once! It was shocking!

'Who brought the agenda for the Quarterly Meeting of Oz?'

Dragon brought on as substitute

"What should you do? Here's what you should do: invent a time machine, go back sixteen months, and convert everything to cash."

'This is where we bring people we're thinking of hiring as decision makers.'

The Real Mario Bros.

"The talking stone wall of New England." "Tommy’s days are numbered—he’s seventy in quarterback years!" "You’re nuts! Look at the numbers, they don’t lie."

"We're updating stats for our fantasy football league."

"See - it works in my fantasy research league."

Sacrifice a pawn

Messi's secret.

"I can no longer tell the difference between what's real football and what's fantasy football."

Game Of Chance and Game of Skill.

"While you were busy checking fantasy scores, your fantasy dinner went cold."

"I love these antasy games. In this one I'm Kevin from accounts."