Fantasy Manager T-Shirts

'The worst part is he was on my fantasy management team.'

Fantasy baseball fans camp.

Second lifeReal life.

'When will I be old enough to have my own people?'

"Why do I hate religion? Imagine if half the money ever donated to religion had instead been used for scientific research. That's the world religion stole from me! Instead of worrying about the coronavirus, I could be slaying orcs on a starship's holodeck!"

"I have 15,000 patients...so my fantasy football team stinks."

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

'We're in a fantasy team owners' league, we locked out our players and came here to yuck it up.'

"No, playing fantasy football doesn't count as exercise. No wonder you pulled a muscle getting up on the table."

'Dad, did the stork bring me or did you get me in fantasy draft?'

'That line means good managerial skills!'

'My wife wanted me to get more active in sports, so I signed up or TWO fantasy football leagues.'

"See - it works in my fantasy research league."

"He left behind a wife, three kids, and the number one rated fantasy football quarterback."

'With my knowledge of math and science, maybe I could help establish world pece or end world hunger. Or even win my fantasy football league.'

'Who brought the agenda for the Quarterly Meeting of Oz?'

"In Heaven it does."

Dragon brought on as substitute

"What should you do? Here's what you should do: invent a time machine, go back sixteen months, and convert everything to cash."

'This is where we bring people we're thinking of hiring as decision makers.'

"The talking stone wall of New England." "Tommy’s days are numbered—he’s seventy in quarterback years!" "You’re nuts! Look at the numbers, they don’t lie."

Sacrifice a pawn

"We're updating stats for our fantasy football league."

"See - it works in my fantasy research league."

"I can no longer tell the difference between what's real football and what's fantasy football."

"While you were busy checking fantasy scores, your fantasy dinner went cold."

Game Of Chance and Game of Skill.

"Look, I can't talk dude—Megan is leaving me and—what? I can still draft Aaron Judge? What about Ohtani? Check. I'll hold."

"I love these antasy games. In this one I'm Kevin from accounts."

Fantasy Diet League