Fantasy Team Manager Pillows

"...we get the girl, you 'ave Beckham."

'Hey, look, I can stand up and shout, too!'

"I hate performance review season."

"Be careful what you wish for, Bob, because you just might get it. And if it happens to be what I was wishing for, things could get pretty ugly around here."

'One of the new targets is targeting which targets we're meant to target.'

"Serendipity is not a strategy."

Pushy Dog

Baseball Fantasy League Draft. 27 Trout. Everybody wants that rare player who can do it all on their team. Yeah, a player that hits for average and hits for power! Who is also terrific with a glove and has a strong throwing arm. All along with having great speed! Excuse me, I just don't understand it. Why are you always making such a big deal over a five-tool player?!

'I reckon we need a new sweeper.'

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

Business Meeting

"As the new head coach, my first move will be to blow up the entire roster."

"Fellas, I invited Max here to give us a fresh, millennial take on how to get out of the inning."

Jose Mourinho & Roman Abramovich Caricature.

Fantasy Business Management

'You are dreaming the impossible team.'

'This is gonna be one of those teamwork talks, isn't it?'

'The project isn't that important, so put some of your worst people on it.'

Project Manager Showdown

"Either accept the pay reduction or you get sent down to the minors."

"I heard you're top dog in trust and loyalty training."

Football fans discuss a deceased manager: A giant, a legend, much loved. Didn't we sack him?

"Today's top priority is prioritizing our priorities."

The Department of People waiting for Something to Happen...

'Focus! Focus! You've just gotta' forget about their home ground advantage.

Great coaching is about building constructive relationships...

'Daft title. How could you have 'backward' planning?'

"No need to give me credit . . . I'll just take it."

"It's my duty to warn you that prolonged squabbling will push this meeting past the end of my rope."

"Don't let it come to a voice vote. We always get screwed."

'We believe in having a very specialised team. Watkins here for example provides all our human error.'

The three Musketeers give a PowerPoint.

'We're in a fantasy team owners' league, we locked out our players and came here to yuck it up.'

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

Footballers - Kevin Keagan