Team Manager Enthusiast T-Shirts

Jose Mourinho & Roman Abramovich Caricature.

I'm looking for employees who have their own unique way of seeing things my way.

"Any questions?"

'Asynchronous, collaborative, interactive - we're obviously on a roll.'

'Hey, look, I can stand up and shout, too!'

"I hate performance review season."

"Leadership is all about knowing who to delegate responsibility for all your mistakes."

"Be careful what you wish for, Bob, because you just might get it. And if it happens to be what I was wishing for, things could get pretty ugly around here."

'One of the new targets is targeting which targets we're meant to target.'

Teamwork!

"Serendipity is not a strategy."

"Remember how I've always had a hard time asking for help?"

"Always remember...it takes teamwork to get me that promotion!"

'I told you teamwork was the key to success...'

"Fine - you don't want to run in the corporate 5K - I get it. What about the corporate cage fighting team?"

Pushy Dog

D.I.Y with dad.

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

'I reckon we need a new sweeper.'

Wrong leadership.

"Managing a major project in these challenging times requires IMAGINATION, the FIRST thing I'd like you to imagine is that you have a team to help you."

Subordinate Employee

"As the new head coach, my first move will be to blow up the entire roster."

"First of all, let me commend everyone on the teamwork displayed on this icebreaker. Secondly, let me apologize for some of the motivational language I used during this session..."

Business Meeting

"Yoo hoo, the meeting's over here."

"Fellas, I invited Max here to give us a fresh, millennial take on how to get out of the inning."

Mayhem, Inc. Part 26

No, no, Grok, we love your creative voice! Ort is just here to do a little punch-up.

The little engine that delegated

Leadership Training

'You are dreaming the impossible team.'

'This is gonna be one of those teamwork talks, isn't it?'

'The project isn't that important, so put some of your worst people on it.'

"Just look what we can accomplish when we work towards a common goal...LUNCH!"