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"According to my fantasy sports site, I don't want to grow up."

'When will I be old enough to have my own people?'

'The manager takes the pitcher out of the game'

"Hey Dolly, get back here!"

"Something's trying to get through the Astroturf!"

'We're in a fantasy team owners' league, we locked out our players and came here to yuck it up.'

"This is the little league. You can't negotiate a signing bonus"

Baseball manager shows pitcher complicated charts.

'Our coach telecommutes.'

'Since our stadium was built with taxpayer support, I regret to inform you that all incentive and signing bonuses must be returned.'

'Don't worry about the condition of the pitch, I've got my best goat working on it.'

Play Ball!

"No, you hang up first. No, you!"

'With my knowledge of math and science, maybe I could help establish world pece or end world hunger. Or even win my fantasy football league.'

"See - it works in my fantasy research league."

"He left behind a wife, three kids, and the number one rated fantasy football quarterback."

"...umm, when was the last time somebody cleaned the fridge?!"

'Listen,kid, you're going to have to lower your standards if you ever want to throw the sleazeball.'

Baseball manager brings pitcher golf clubs

'One day we'll look back on all this, in a computer game.'

'A puff of cloud! Quick, close our expensive new roof!'

Teleworking had many advantages but colin missed the opportunity to stand around the watercooler discussing success stories.

"I thought you told me you had a masters degree in phys ed."

Fantasy Football Betting Pool

"Yeah, but I had Goliath on my fantasy league team."

'...That's Blaster verses Thor, should be a good match...'

"The players' contracts, the trades, the free agents, the team payrolls. . . all more interesting than the game."

Game Of Chance and Game of Skill.

"While you were busy checking fantasy scores, your fantasy dinner went cold."

Team Meeting

Unicorn playing Reality Football League

'If there was a marriage fantasy league, would you be upset if I didn't draft you with my first pick?'