Virtual League Manager Prints

"According to my fantasy sports site, I don't want to grow up."

'When will I be old enough to have my own people?'

'The manager takes the pitcher out of the game'

"Hey Dolly, get back here!"

"Something's trying to get through the Astroturf!"

'We're in a fantasy team owners' league, we locked out our players and came here to yuck it up.'

"This is the little league. You can't negotiate a signing bonus"

Baseball manager shows pitcher complicated charts.

Manager. Managing a political campaign and a baseball team are alike in many ways. A campaign is launched with a "first pitch," when a candidate gives a speech selling himself or herself. I change pitchers based on the game situation. In politics and baseball, sometimes it's best to come from the right side and sometimes it's best to come from the left side. We study our competitors' weaknesses and exploit those. In politics we call that "opposition research." And I don't worry about the

'Since our stadium was built with taxpayer support, I regret to inform you that all incentive and signing bonuses must be returned.'

'Don't worry about the condition of the pitch, I've got my best goat working on it.'

'Our coach telecommutes.'

"No, you hang up first. No, you!"

Play Ball!

"See - it works in my fantasy research league."

"...umm, when was the last time somebody cleaned the fridge?!"

"He left behind a wife, three kids, and the number one rated fantasy football quarterback."

'With my knowledge of math and science, maybe I could help establish world pece or end world hunger. Or even win my fantasy football league.'

'Listen,kid, you're going to have to lower your standards if you ever want to throw the sleazeball.'

Baseball manager brings pitcher golf clubs

'One day we'll look back on all this, in a computer game.'

When travel soccer leagues get out of control.

'A puff of cloud! Quick, close our expensive new roof!'

"I thought you told me you had a masters degree in phys ed."

Teleworking had many advantages but colin missed the opportunity to stand around the watercooler discussing success stories.

Fantasy Football Betting Pool

"The players' contracts, the trades, the free agents, the team payrolls. . . all more interesting than the game."

Weed -B- Going. Weed -B- Going. Weed -B- Gone.

"Yeah, but I had Goliath on my fantasy league team."

'...That's Blaster verses Thor, should be a good match...'

Game Of Chance and Game of Skill.

"While you were busy checking fantasy scores, your fantasy dinner went cold."

Team Meeting

@Susie #you're it.

Unicorn playing Reality Football League