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"Who's the fairest of them all, not using instagram filters?"

'If I told you what I wished for, you'd probably slap me.'

Now that you have a heart, you really should switch to polyunsaturated oil.

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

'MUM, go and get Daddy, there's another knight coming: This is so much fun!'

"Define fair."

"What do you mean you're tired of AB negative?"

7 More Dwarfs

"No, I don't think you 'new break shoes', I think you need new break feet. You are supposed to depress the brake pedal you know."

"Love your ambiance!"

"I've finished the press statement about the kraken."

''Masterpiece Theater' will not be seen tonight, so that we may bring you 'Slushpile Showplace'....'

"I hate to spoil your porridge, but your son has a blonde in his room."

'That's right, the Princess kissed me by mistake: She didn't know the difference between a frog and a toad...'

Aladdin's Cave of Wonder

Well, I didn't know he was a dragon when I met him online!

'I'm the good witch, and this is my house - made entirely out of dental care products.'

Pay attention Mom. You're making the wolf and three little pigs sound the same.

'Good afternoon madam, we're Federal Bear Investigators. We believe a miss Goldilocks lives here?'

'You've become a right pain in the neck.'

"Grandpa! You have to let me put those under my pillow!"

Dragon holding little man.

A frog catches an insect truck.

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice and the Red Queen.

'Warp nine - Engage!'

Floods leave man and ghost stranded.

Lost property

Elf Farm

Home Sweet Home

Two witches argue after crashing into each other

'Nice try, Chicken Little. We're not falling for that one again.'

Prompts on the Antiques Roadshow.

'Plus I found this great set of porridge bowls!'

Football Manager's Parrot

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Gulliver Makes Another Discovery.