Fantasy Story Collectors Pillows

"Who's the fairest of them all, not using instagram filters?"

'If I told you what I wished for, you'd probably slap me.'

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

'MUM, go and get Daddy, there's another knight coming: This is so much fun!'

"Define fair."

7 More Dwarfs

"What do you mean you're tired of AB negative?"

"No, I don't think you 'new break shoes', I think you need new break feet. You are supposed to depress the brake pedal you know."

"Love your ambiance!"

"I've finished the press statement about the kraken."

''Masterpiece Theater' will not be seen tonight, so that we may bring you 'Slushpile Showplace'....'

"I hate to spoil your porridge, but your son has a blonde in his room."

Aladdin's Cave of Wonder

'I'm the good witch, and this is my house - made entirely out of dental care products.'

'That's right, the Princess kissed me by mistake: She didn't know the difference between a frog and a toad...'

Pay attention Mom. You're making the wolf and three little pigs sound the same.

Dragon holding little man.

'Good afternoon madam, we're Federal Bear Investigators. We believe a miss Goldilocks lives here?'

A frog catches an insect truck.

'You've become a right pain in the neck.'

"Grandpa! You have to let me put those under my pillow!"

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice and the Red Queen.

Two witches argue after crashing into each other

Lost property

Home Sweet Home

Elf Farm

Floods leave man and ghost stranded.

'Plus I found this great set of porridge bowls!'

Prompts on the Antiques Roadshow.

Football Manager's Parrot

"No, it's just that the royal inbreeding makes me look like a frog."

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Gulliver Makes Another Discovery.