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'Me, I don't believe in hoarding anymore: I invest in real estate...'

"He's his own worst enemy."

'Hello there, how y'doin'?'

"Well, looks like Bob has hooked another baby kraken."

"Your resume's very impressive, but we're looking for a financial wizard."

"Frankly, Jackie Paper, I’ve done all I can with strings and sealing wax."

Big Bang For Your Buck Investments...Specializing in space technology.

'Wake up! You should be worrying about our investments!'

Needless to say, God forgot the legs.

Financial Advisor to client: 'Your portfolio still could earn money if you believe in the existence of junk bond elves.'

"You have $3,098 in the bank? I'm impressed! So...do you think about investing it?"

Business plan.

'Houston, we have a problem.'

River Source

"I'd like to explore the futures market."

An inspector saying to a witch in front of a gingerbread house, 'Sorry, but you're in violation of building codes. You can only use lo-cal hi-fiber wood here.

"To create the universe, hit the space bar."

"If you believe, clap your hands. Don't let our IPO die!"

I am Xzanta, warrior princess. Norman is a great believer in getting into role before he starts writing.

'This is better than magic beans, Jack. It's stock in the company that makes the magic beans.'

'It was the best of investment times, it was the worst of investment times...' (A Tale of Two Markets).

Bookshop selling investment advice books.

"What should you do? Here's what you should do: invent a time machine, go back sixteen months, and convert everything to cash."

Unusual Retirement Plans

'I don't know where he's getting it from, but it happens every time I ask him to fetch my slippers.'

Tree Tunnel

"Are you sure I didn't dub you last year!"

'Never tell the peasants you need them more than they need you!'