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"Frankly, Jackie Paper, I’ve done all I can with strings and sealing wax."

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

"Hey Pete, why do you think they call it a 'Supermoon?'"

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

"Look! No hands!"

Here be dragons.

"He's his own worst enemy."

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

The star hunters

"Walt Disney on ice."

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

Time Machine Collision

"Hugh fans!"

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

Rape of the Lock- The Dream

"Scuba cow"

Children's Dreams on Christmas Eve

A Different Way To Portage A Canoe.

Wouldn't it be cool if we could live in the Middle Ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords. We could hang out in taverns and drink ale, maybe earn enough coin to hire a hero … Then we could go on a quest. Maybe slay some golems. I think it's a real sign of intellectual maturity that we haven't even mentioned maidens yet. Real Middle-Ages maidens would eat you for breakfast.

"It's probably just seasonal."

"But in my fantasy business league I'm making millions."

"No one uses Facebook anymore. I'm on this new thing called make-believe."

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

Alice in Wonderland - six impossible things before breakfast

"Well, looks like Bob has hooked another baby kraken."

"I now pronounce you a partial place setting."

Dreams I have had...

Man dreaming of TV weather girl having clothes blown off.

When cartoonists drink too much coffee.

Playground Pipe Dreams

Cat scratches on a pirate's wooden leg.

Mayhem, Inc. Part 25

'Walter, stop fantasizing and get back to your desk.'

7 More Dwarfs