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"If you believe, clap your hands. Don't let our IPO die!"

'Assuming their porridge was poured at the same time, how could it then be too hot, too cold and just right?'

Rape of the Lock- The Dream

Odette from Swan Lake

Sub-prime Bear

'And all the executive board members got lovely big payouts and lived happily ever after!'

'And then the bad man from the Securities and Exchange Commission and I'll huff, and I'll puff, and I'll blow your house down!'

'The prince and the princess lived happily ever after on their profits from capital-appreciation funds.'

"Don't forget, the market will take a sharp downturn on the stroke of midnight."

'Where are all these people who lived happily ever after?'

'That's all for now. We'll find out if our hero emerges from Chapter 11 tomorrow.'

Business Fairy Tales.

So when exactly do you turn into a Prince ?

'According to this book(The pied piper), the only thing you have to do is to play the pipe: The rats should then follow you...'

"The stock market hit 50,000 and everyone lived happily ever after."

'I' believe this fund's prospectus more if it didn't start out 'once upon a time'.'

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"Once upon a time there was a kind old bank that did not charge its customers a fee."

"That story had an engaging plot, but 'lived happily ever after' is an unsatisfying denouement."

'But in my fantasy business league, all my stock picks are winners.'

"I wish I was less gullible when it comes to money."

'Trust me honey, Aunt Iris says he's a Prince!'

"You're only winning because it's a wheelbarrow race."

'Another golden egg Mr. Goose! At this rate you'll be a millionaire soon!'

"That's Jack from accounting. He's a magic bean counter."

"After the prince finds Cinderella, do they decided to drop out of royal family, like Prince Harry and Meghan?"

'I don't care if you won't try a pea, but you tell it to Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny and the Tooth Fairy!'

'It's the best we could expect - Goldilocks was given an ASBO.'

'I'm sorry my Queen, but Snow White also has a much healthier portfolio than you do.'

'I'd like to hear your experts' opinion about the development of the gold market, sir.'

'Me, I don't believe in hoarding anymore: I invest in real estate...'

'So the stock market hit 12,000 and everyone lived happily ever after.'

'Is there any point in the little piggy going to market?'

"Please, sir. My fantasy stock league beat all the indexes, but I have no real capital to invest."

"The Prince and the Princess lived happily ever after on the income from their capital appreciation funds."