Fantasy Realm Investor Pillows

'Me, I don't believe in hoarding anymore: I invest in real estate...'

"He's his own worst enemy."

'Hello there, how y'doin'?'

"Well, looks like Bob has hooked another baby kraken."

"Your resume's very impressive, but we're looking for a financial wizard."

"Frankly, Jackie Paper, I’ve done all I can with strings and sealing wax."

Big Bang For Your Buck Investments...Specializing in space technology.

'Wake up! You should be worrying about our investments!'

Needless to say, God forgot the legs.

"You have $3,098 in the bank? I'm impressed! So...do you think about investing it?"

Business plan.

Financial Advisor to client: 'Your portfolio still could earn money if you believe in the existence of junk bond elves.'

'You knew my alignment was chaotic good when you married me!'

'When you ordered the troops to charge, sire, they went into town and ran up a huge bar tab.'

'Houston, we have a problem.'

"If you believe, clap your hands. Don't let our IPO die!"

"I'd like to explore the futures market."

I just need exactly 30 minutes to go to a funeral. Exactly? That's how long it'll take me to march to the archipelago where Bajor was and light a dragon on fire in Bajor's honor. I hope you're going to tell me you're talking about some video game

An inspector saying to a witch in front of a gingerbread house, 'Sorry, but you're in violation of building codes. You can only use lo-cal hi-fiber wood here.

River Source

I am Xzanta, warrior princess. Norman is a great believer in getting into role before he starts writing.

"I know that house was right here last Halloween."

"To create the universe, hit the space bar."

'This is better than magic beans, Jack. It's stock in the company that makes the magic beans.'

'It was the best of investment times, it was the worst of investment times...' (A Tale of Two Markets).

"Be careful - these things have consequences. Tax consequences."

Wonderland. Old King Cole is putting together a new administration. Humpty Dumpty will be Secretary of the Fence. The cow who jumped over the moon will be Secretary of Steak, and the Little Mermaid will be Sturgeon General. Any one of the dwarfs could be Labor Secretary. It's off to work we go .... They're certainly on the short list!

I'm so proud! The imaginary enemy of his imaginary enemy is his imaginary friend.

Bookshop selling investment advice books.

"What should you do? Here's what you should do: invent a time machine, go back sixteen months, and convert everything to cash."

Unusual Retirement Plans

'I don't know where he's getting it from, but it happens every time I ask him to fetch my slippers.'

Tree Tunnel

"Are you sure I didn't dub you last year!"

"Relax, folks, this is not an invasion! Just an unscheduled landing because two of our crew members got in a scuffle over a reclined seat."