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'Chefs, the secret ingredient for tonight's competition is - wing of bat!'

The wonderful world of cheese.

'He's trying to put some magic into my recipes.'

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

Recipes from the Jean-Paul Sartre Cookbook

"I'll have the spaghetti, does that come on toast?"

Kiddies Menu for Witches

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.

"This place is famous for its short fiction about food."

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

Cook in the cookery section.

"We suggest you study the menu in our reading room before being seated in the dining room."

Just one more choccy...

Bookworm group

"Mum, why can't we just have a normal Sunday roast like other families?"

Gone out...here is a computer simulation of your dinner

'The stuff legends are made of'

"Gimme a double burger between two burgers. And hold the lettuce; it only dilutes the experience."

'You could use more fiber in your diet; go sow a few wild oat brans.'

"Of course this is a pizza! Man, I've always been a rebel!"

'Don't worry, Sir. Most of our customers get indigestion when they see the bill.'

"All I've got left is smoked."

Dijon Vu

"Love the cheese - not so sure about the presentation."

The Master chef had produced his masterpiece... a monster Danish pastry!

The experience was exhilarating. You could eat like a pig and weigh nothing.

No matter where. . . everyone gravitates toward the kitchen.