Fantasy Gourmand Pillows

'Chefs, the secret ingredient for tonight's competition is - wing of bat!'

The wonderful world of cheese.

'He's trying to put some magic into my recipes.'

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

Recipes from the Jean-Paul Sartre Cookbook

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

"I'll have the spaghetti, does that come on toast?"

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.

Kiddies Menu for Witches

"This place is famous for its short fiction about food."

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

"Perhaps we should cleanse our palates first?"

Cook in the cookery section.

"We suggest you study the menu in our reading room before being seated in the dining room."

Just one more choccy...

Tomorrow we'll cheer the fourth of July! Picnics with families mean hot dogs to buy! Flags will be waving so proudly up high! And fireworks displays will light the night sky which Frank will miss due to way too much pie! Pie Eating Contest!

The eye of newt - Is it gluten-free?

Bookworm group

"Mum, why can't we just have a normal Sunday roast like other families?"

Gone out...here is a computer simulation of your dinner

"We use the proceeds to help offset the cost of your eternal salvation."

'The stuff legends are made of'

'You could use more fiber in your diet; go sow a few wild oat brans.'

"All I've got left is smoked."

Dijon Vu

"Of course this is a pizza! Man, I've always been a rebel!"

'Don't worry, Sir. Most of our customers get indigestion when they see the bill.'

"Gimme a double burger between two burgers. And hold the lettuce; it only dilutes the experience."

"Love the cheese - not so sure about the presentation."

I thought this year we'd do soup and salad.

No matter where. . . everyone gravitates toward the kitchen.

The Diet Fairy is here to grant you three dishes. . . as long as they're under 350 calories each.