Fantasy Fortune Builder T-Shirts

'I am sorry to have to tell you but; your lottery win was a mistake.'

I should be a writer when I grow up...

Emergency numbers on a telephone.

Three businessmen using a pulley system to change a graph

'Hello there, how y'doin'?'

Chicken - "The Dow is falling...the dow is falling..."

Needless to say, God forgot the legs.

Financial Advisor to client: 'Your portfolio still could earn money if you believe in the existence of junk bond elves.'

Bad news airbag

'I wonder if I can increase its range?'

STRIP Hambone: Betting on horse racing with the company payroll

'You knew my alignment was chaotic good when you married me!'

'Today, stocks dropped on poll numbers that 60% of people expected it to drop.'

Madame Zola - Bitcoin futures

"A fool and his money are soon parted."

The Good Boys - Bill Gates and Warren Buffett

'And to my no good nephew Milo, who thought he was going to get all my cash - lots of luck!'

An inspector saying to a witch in front of a gingerbread house, 'Sorry, but you're in violation of building codes. You can only use lo-cal hi-fiber wood here.

'Put the teeth away. I'm the Audit Fairy.'

Bill Gates Waiting for the Stock Market to Bounce Back

'And this is where we attempt to forecast the true size of the spending cuts!'

I am Xzanta, warrior princess. Norman is a great believer in getting into role before he starts writing.

'And there you have it. According to our experts, the stock market will either advance, decline, or remain unchanged this year.'

"I see no new taxes, followed by some new taxes."

"Remember, Joey, Life is a good preparation for stocks -- lots of ups and downs."

'Stocks and bonds dropped...on news that 'all that glitters is not gold'.'

"My third and final wish is for money and wealth—again!"

Wall Street .

"When I win the lottery, I'm gonna spend four months a year at my South Beach condo...five months a year at my Malibu pad...and six months a year at my Caribbean beach house."

I'm so proud! The imaginary enemy of his imaginary enemy is his imaginary friend.

"And that's the projection for that stock."

"What should you do? Here's what you should do: invent a time machine, go back sixteen months, and convert everything to cash."

"If I keep predicting a market crash, eventually I'll have to be right!"

'I don't know where he's getting it from, but it happens every time I ask him to fetch my slippers.'

"It's not the grant we expected, but it's better than a kick in the pants."