Fantasy Folklorist Gifts

"It's the family curse. Every full moon, I turn into an accountant."

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

Vlad the Inhaler

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

'...this is Loch Lomand!'

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"Bigfoot"

Another Bigfoot sighting...

Neptune

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

Wolf to Red Riding Hood: 'No thanks, I'm on a strict grandmother diet.'

"I liked the fee-fi-fo-fum part, but I found the rest of his speech racist and repellent."

I crawled out of a toilet and ate a guy. Say my name 3 times in a mirror. I dare you. No one suspects I'm Slenderman. She took me home. Then she woke up in a tub of ice missing a kidney. Urban Legends-in-Their-Own-Minds.

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

Buoyed by his past success, William Tell sought even greater challenges,

Wicca Heritage Centre: Hansel and Gretel stayed here.

Kissable Frogs in Your Area

"And next up, Fairy Tales: FolkLORE or FolkLIES!"

'It's the pink spot, Jim lad - them rascals is going to try and tweak my nipples!'

The Gingerbread Man Hits 50.

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

"I knew you were mad when I found nettles in my fig leaf drawer."

Astronaut finds used firework on the moon.

"Tonight we are going out to plunder, lads!"

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

"Which one is yours?"

"It appears to be a giant boil, sire."

"This is your Aunt Blizzard. She's the wicked witch of the Northeast."

Scotsman in the bath...

"Well, who's stupid idea was it to honeymoon on Moonlight bay?!"