Fantasy Folklorist Mugs

"It's the family curse. Every full moon, I turn into an accountant."

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

Vlad the Inhaler

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

Another Bigfoot sighting...

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

'...this is Loch Lomand!'

Neptune

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

Wolf to Red Riding Hood: 'No thanks, I'm on a strict grandmother diet.'

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

"I liked the fee-fi-fo-fum part, but I found the rest of his speech racist and repellent."

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

Buoyed by his past success, William Tell sought even greater challenges,

Wicca Heritage Centre: Hansel and Gretel stayed here.

Kissable Frogs in Your Area

Astronaut finds used firework on the moon.

'It's the pink spot, Jim lad - them rascals is going to try and tweak my nipples!'

"I knew you were mad when I found nettles in my fig leaf drawer."

The Gingerbread Man Hits 50.

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

"And next up, Fairy Tales: FolkLORE or FolkLIES!"

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

"Tonight we are going out to plunder, lads!"

Scotsman in the bath...

"It appears to be a giant boil, sire."

"Do I have to go out again!?"

"Well, who's stupid idea was it to honeymoon on Moonlight bay?!"

"Which one is yours?"