Folklorist Mugs

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

Der Freischütz

Leos Janacek

'You know, Leon, this is much easier now that they've come out with these convenient pop-tops.'

Johnny Appleseed's Dirty Little Secret

"The legend is true. Bigger Foot exists."

Scotsman in the bath...

"I am not a witch. . . I'm not! . . . And if you set that wood on fire, I'll turn you into a toad!"

"And next up, Fairy Tales: FolkLORE or FolkLIES!"

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

Vlad the Inhaler

1847 - Bram Stoker, creator of Dracula was born in Dublin.

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

A vampire in a canoe.

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

A sure sign of rain

Grim Reaper rowing a boat full of dead souls to the afterlife; a tip jar sits on the side of the boat.

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

'...this is Loch Lomand!'

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

Another Bigfoot sighting...

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

Wolf to Red Riding Hood: 'No thanks, I'm on a strict grandmother diet.'

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

"Oh, this? Crazy story..."

"Tonight I'm getting together with pals to sit around and croak."

"I liked the fee-fi-fo-fum part, but I found the rest of his speech racist and repellent."

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

Buoyed by his past success, William Tell sought even greater challenges,

Wicca Heritage Centre: Hansel and Gretel stayed here.