Fantasy Facetimers Gifts

'Put this one in the isolation unit.'

Cheeze Wiz.

A watch face with Stonehenge

Three businessmen using a pulley system to change a graph

Second lifeReal life.

'Not that slowly back...'

'Captain, we're going to have to ask you to stop spiking the ball.'

"Why do I hate religion? Imagine if half the money ever donated to religion had instead been used for scientific research. That's the world religion stole from me! Instead of worrying about the coronavirus, I could be slaying orcs on a starship's holodeck!"

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

Updated Proverbs. We come into the world with nothing. And leave deeply in debt!

'...and I also feel guilty for smelling up your office.'

It's unlikely the "Deadly Sins" team from Hades University will go far in the basketball tourney. Wrath is suspended for arguing with the refs and sloth always skips practice. Pride puts too much pressure on himself and greed won't risk an injury that would blow his chances for a pro contract. Lust is distracted by the cheerleaders and Envy wants the shots all the other players are getting. Gluttony is the only player thriving in the tournament spotlight. Yeah, he just eats up all the atten

Collapse of 'Corner Men'

"Ever since he saw the new budget he's been obsessing over the numbers."

'The company has got flexible working hours. I've got to be on the spot when they need me, that's why they tie me to a tree near the front door after work.'

"It's time."

"Aw, so cute - scooter's running in his sleep again."

The Cheshire Dog.

"Straw, sticks and bricks are in aisle seventeen. Wolf repellent is in aisle four."

Hi! Frank and Ernie, here, with the clock running down on another Superbowl! It's been a wild affair! I'll say! The seals and penguins kept starting the wave! And the zebras were throwing flags all over the place!...The Kangaroo kept jumping offsides and the octopus was called for holding. Eight times! And all on the same play! But no question the game's MVP is the electric eel...thirty-two carries and nobody touched him once! It was shocking!

'You don't have to shout fore when you putt.'

Dragon brought on as substitute

"We started working flexi-time and that was the last we saw of her."

The Real Mario Bros.

"See - it works in my fantasy research league."

Sacrifice a pawn

'Hello, is that over-eaters anonymous?'

"The talking stone wall of New England." "Tommy’s days are numbered—he’s seventy in quarterback years!" "You’re nuts! Look at the numbers, they don’t lie."

Man holding a small fish but imagining a big catch.

Alternative Treasure Island.

"I love these antasy games. In this one I'm Kevin from accounts."

Putting in some Facetime

"I think the pain meds are kicking in Mr. Wiggles."

'It's one of our flexible workers!'

Fantasy Diet League