Fantasy Challenger Gifts

Gepetto, Pinocchio, the whale

"Fine - you don't want to run in the corporate 5K - I get it. What about the corporate cage fighting team?"

Rejuvenile Delinquents.

Mental Health System Breakdown

AI

"These cartoons are insulting! I don't like it at all! I would never watch something that shows Latinos like this!"

'This game is going to be a character-building experience.'

Police Shootings: Searching for justice

Earl and Lance struggle with their new invention, Chessers."

'And this is what Larry calls his 'man cave'.'

Capitalism

"I don't think there's anything wrong with your fitness watch: It's just that you haven't moved enough to trigger it..."

"What do you mean asking you to marry me via text wasn't romantic? Did you see the emoji with hearts for eyes I attached?"

"I hope this makes it clearer!"

'By the way, no one has ever beaten me and lived to tell about it.'

It's unlikely the "Deadly Sins" team from Hades University will go far in the basketball tourney. Wrath is suspended for arguing with the refs and sloth always skips practice. Pride puts too much pressure on himself and greed won't risk an injury that would blow his chances for a pro contract. Lust is distracted by the cheerleaders and Envy wants the shots all the other players are getting. Gluttony is the only player thriving in the tournament spotlight. Yeah, he just eats up all the atten

"Wanna come over and watch the big game?....I was actually talking about the new 'Pac-Man vs. Superman' X-box game."

'The other foot also Mrs Zipsky!'

"Welcome aboard, Ms Pebble. We felt you fit our boardroom image rather well."

'What's going on here? What you see is what I get, and what I see is what you get.'

Fred N. Smith: Bureaucrat, Public Servant, Whistle-Blower.

"I changed Siri's voice to a man, now it won't ask google for directions."

New claims that GPs health damaged by government bureaucracy.

'The numbers don't look quite so bad along with the hard liquor.'

"Your profile says you're a lumberjack, I though they were all big buggers."

"Just stop and ask for directions...we are going to miss Rihanna!"

Selling Justice

Suicide Is a Rude Way to Interfere With Society Murdering You

"The good news is your husband is covered by insurance....The bad news is he suffered a mental breakdown from the registration process."

"Here's your problem."

"Jewish people go out for Chinese food, but do you ever see Chinese people going out for Jewish food?"

"That's an interesting question, Clint. I don't know if my gun rack is an authentic regionalism or just a macho affectation."

"I love him, he's that rarity, an architect without horn-rimmed glasses"

The full male cycle

'What makes you so sure this is good for my health?'