Fantasy Competitor Gifts

World's tallest potato contest

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

Danth battle?

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

"The Captain really, really hates losing at shuffleboard."

The Cricketer and the Golfer

The date was going well. She was better looking, but he was about to gain the nutritional edge.

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

Pole jumper about to land on a giant whoopi cushion.

"I still thinking he's putting something unidentified on the ball."

Rugby Mad.

"Great. I guess he'll win again."

Skateboard Olympics.

Played Wordle Fair and Square

A Man mixing up his sports.

"Better - but it was still too obvious when you went for the pine tar under your hat."

Tug the Toggle

'Oh, yeah? Well, my dad can pretend to beat up your dad!'

Later accounts would call it the Greatest Water Battle of All Time,

On the start position

'He was competitive to the very end.'

'This is my trophy wife...I won her in a bowling tournament.'

Two Astronauts Playing Pickleball on the Moon

Space Hopper Rodeo

Who said, women are no-good at boxing?

Weapons of Mass Comparison

Surgeons playing nought and crosses on patients stomach

'You can't call it a fluke after forty-three wins.'