Fantasy Facetimers Pillows

'Put this one in the isolation unit.'

A watch face with Stonehenge

Three businessmen using a pulley system to change a graph

Second lifeReal life.

'Not that slowly back...'

"Why do I hate religion? Imagine if half the money ever donated to religion had instead been used for scientific research. That's the world religion stole from me! Instead of worrying about the coronavirus, I could be slaying orcs on a starship's holodeck!"

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

'...and I also feel guilty for smelling up your office.'

Collapse of 'Corner Men'

"Ever since he saw the new budget he's been obsessing over the numbers."

'The company has got flexible working hours. I've got to be on the spot when they need me, that's why they tie me to a tree near the front door after work.'

"Aw, so cute - scooter's running in his sleep again."

"Straw, sticks and bricks are in aisle seventeen. Wolf repellent is in aisle four."

Dragon brought on as substitute

'You don't have to shout fore when you putt.'

"We started working flexi-time and that was the last we saw of her."

Sacrifice a pawn

"See - it works in my fantasy research league."

Man holding a small fish but imagining a big catch.

'Hello, is that over-eaters anonymous?'

"The talking stone wall of New England." "Tommy’s days are numbered—he’s seventy in quarterback years!" "You’re nuts! Look at the numbers, they don’t lie."

"I love these antasy games. In this one I'm Kevin from accounts."

Alternative Treasure Island.

Putting in some Facetime

'It's one of our flexible workers!'

"I think the pain meds are kicking in Mr. Wiggles."

Fantasy Diet League

'You know nothing about football either? So we've both spent TWO HOURS bluffing?'