Fantastical Physician Pillows

Vampire sits beneath a sign that says acupuncture

Man is stopped from entering doctor's surgery by a receptionist dressed as a bouncer.

Little doctor.

'Off hand I'd say she needs re-stuffing.'

"This will be a tricky operation."

'All of our Little Doctor medical kits are on sale. Since the Healthcare bill passed, sales of the kits have been poor.'

Kids Playing Doctor.

"Congratulations, Gentlemen! We removed it from his skull without damaging his funny bone!"

'I don't make house calls. My mom won't let me leave the yard.'

'Well, we're off for our xmas break - I'm sure you can manage without us for a couple of weeks.'

I guess that's one way to get the ER renovated.

'You don't have a heart murmur, but your liver is muttering.'

'Maggots.' - playing doctor

Kid to sister: 'I never play doctor anymore. There's too much paperwork.'

"That's Doctor Good Boy to you."

"So Dr. Gracie...how are your patients today?"

Quick! 5-second rule!

Emma is very happy that the doctor will finally remove the growth on Daddy's nose but she's also a little sad to see it go...

"And more intriguingly, your prognosis differs depending on which search engine I use."

The Big Book of Really Hard Surgery

'And you all thought I didn't have a hobby.'

'And now the anti-aging pill is in the market - tough luck, my dear!'

An aspiring magician as well as a top notch surgeon, Dr.Curmbott always tried the old tablecloth trick after each operation.'

"I cancelled my last appointment without phoning the Doctor... so I'm making up for it by showing up without phoning!"

Biolab. No, this is a good thing. Antibodies are not bullies going out and looking to pick a fight.

"It's cooties."

"These NHS types are ALWAYS complaining about SOMETHING!"

"My Doctor said I needed more exercise so I jogged down to the donut shop."

'I had a stomach ache, so I took bicarb of soda and went to bed early. Did I do the right thing?'

"Hey, I'm just happy the transplant worked at all."

Tipp-kick for brain surgeons.

'You're not my usual doctor.'

"It's been my lifelong ambition! For the last two weeks."

"Great news! Scientists have cured many, many diseases!"

'This certainly is a quick way of removing steel splinters, doctor!'