Fans Of Technology Through The Ages Gifts

Early IT Consultants.

The First Fire Stick

Early Colour TV

"And this is one of our most poular models..."

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

Old Book Smell

"So when do we go online?"

'This is a painting of your grandfather.'

"This thing isn't working."

"What about that! His brain still uses the old vacuum tubes."

"I just got a new high-def television, but I can't enjoy it because I have low-def eyesight."

"Remember always power up you machine clockwise"

'It's a great invention, Mr. Bell, but the ringtone is sort of boring.'

"Dr. Jenkins was too cheap to buy a state-of-the-art EHR system so he bought this at a public library auction instead."

"I now offer DVR service for clients for want to see their future later."

'Uh-oh. They're bringing in the closer to secure the win.'

Escalator joust.

Very old fashioned computer.

'Where's the autocorrect?'

Don't fly and text.

"Let me in to look around. Just this one time and I'll never bother you again..."

"I'm sorry, Rudolph, but empathetic soulsource crystal navigation has made that nose of yours pretty much obsolete."

Aklexander Graham Bell, making the first call from New York to Chicago, gets a wrong number.

'We can't put it off any longer, we must book hearing tests.'

A Native American making smoke signals consults index cards.

"Grandma, tell us again how your phone was attache to the wall, and you had to turn a wheel to dial a number!"

'It's my re-moat.'

"...And use it wisely."

Stressed Office Junior

"We're closing this department and replacing you with a mobile dating app."

The demise of newspaper threw up some unexpected problems for laptops.

'I was Googling before you were born, kid.'

'I was just ringing to see if you received the letter about the e-mails I sent you?'

'Dial-up service? What's a dial?'

In a grave yard one tombstone says, 'Buried Cable.'