Tech History Buffs Gifts

"What about that! His brain still uses the old vacuum tubes."

'Dial-up service? What's a dial?'

Phone.

"Remember always power up you machine clockwise"

"My mom used to do all her texting on that."

Aklexander Graham Bell, making the first call from New York to Chicago, gets a wrong number.

"Grandma, tell us again how your phone was attache to the wall, and you had to turn a wheel to dial a number!"

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

The original paperless office

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

Early Colour TV

Fossil record player.

'It says our line printer is obsolete our remote terminal is obsolete, and I'm afraid, we're obsolete.'

'This is a letter opener, from the days before faxes and email. I just sold it online after I listed it as a vintage communication device.'

"It's a fantastic computer! It's so old that none of today's hackers know how to hack it!"

"And this is one of our most poular models..."

"It's very sweet of you to visit him. Mr. Mainframe doen't get out much since the desktops came in."

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

My url is: http:/how:/um:/powwow.co.chiese.html.

Old Phones Lasagne

"Hackers, Sire! They've broken through our firewall."

Telephone line ends up buried in the ground with a headstone.

"Go ahead and laugh, but this baby hasn't crashed since 1961."

God pulling the plug on January 1st 2000

Social Media

and this little light starts blinking when your computer becomes obsolete

'Yes, our phones have WIRES attached to them! We're no free-range blabbermouths in this household!'

"He's teaching me map skills, such as how to fold it."

'At last we have found 'The Land of the Obsolete Hardware','

"I've had a tip off that someone on the team has been using email."

"It's a flip phone. I guess we can document this as an ancient, archaeological discovery."

Abandoned Vehicles Along The Information Superhighway.

"Grandma, I have to bring an antique to school. Can I borrow your flip phone?"

"Television sets evolved from animals. My randpop remembers when they had rabbit ears!"

"When I was your age, all we had to know was how to wind."