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Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

King on the toilet whilst jester laughs because the toilet paper is out of reach.

"We both see Ben as this summer's breakout child."

Cleaner cleaning under the feet of the dancers as they perform

Blue Haired Lady in Ballgown

'Oh - go get yourself a porsche.'

"I should cover your ears.I'm not very good at this.'

'Could you scoot your chair over this way a little dear?'

'Get Doc Weston and Tell him I have a fever and to come over quick. We have a show to do tonight.' The talking dog goes over to the doctor's house and simply says 'woof'.

"He mistook jesting for heckling."

'You're talking three million, ballpark

Dog watched 'Fire Hydrants of the Rich and Famous.'

There's been a misundertanding-we're advertising for GAGSTERS!'

Frankie and Annette.

'I guess it's true what they say: spirits just don't mix'

De Luxe Model - Cupholders.

"A movie deal, a recording contract, clothing line, rehab, first marriage, fragrance, baby, second marriage, reality show …"

'I saw him go that way.'

"You're on next. Break a leg!"

"You know Gladys, you seem to be getting younger by the minute. What's your secret?" "I finally decided to get a few injections of bootox. It works wonders!"

'The jacuzzi, the workshop and the wine cellar is standard, but the swimming pool, the grill patio and the media room is optional!'. (Selling an oversize SUV).

Elephant Upgrade

When More Government Is A Good Thing

"It's too late to give a tax cut to the rich, Sire -- They're all poor now."

'I'm drawing up a contingency plan just in case -- how would you like to drive the getaway car?'

"No way I'm going to curtsy! This "King of the Jungle" business has really gone to your head, hasn't it?!"

Magic Book.

King Charles III's coronation

''Increase education funding'? -- You want the people to get SMART?'

Come on, dear - all kings have groupies!