Golden Age Glamour Fan T-Shirts

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

"I'm just saying, maybe we wouldn't need the swords if we didn't wear these clothes."

The Dandy

Analysis of Beauty - Plate II.

'It's called a 'hat' -- you tip it to women instead of hitting them over the head with a club.'

Girl who had a bowl of trifle spilt over her dress at her court presentation party the night before

A Head-Dress in 1777

Victorian Secret

'Dang it! The gals out here leave little to a feller's imagination.'

Masked Ball

Sisters

"Why is there a picture of an old man in the bathroom?"

"They listen to weird music, dress funny and you don't dare go into the bathroom after they've been in there!"

Spinning Wheel

Jabot and stripes

"And thanks again, Greg. It was divine."

Purple dress

Snobs at the Seaside, Pt. 1

'He's a little old fashion, but it's his love for red meat that bothers me.'

A man in 17th century dress wearing a hat with a huge elliptical brim.

Gentleman in a pink frock coat

'I wandered lonely...er..on my own for a bit..'

Richard Strauss

Two victorian women sitting on a bobbin

"I want to study you a moment as you are."

Railway porter and passenger.